Monthly Archives: October 2008

The Enchanted Garden

It’s that time of year again where all things turns to the spooky.

Here’s a little tale of horror for you.

HAPPY HALLOWE’EN!!!!

The house with the enormous oaks in the garden was always in shadow as if a cloud hung low, touching the top of the tree with gloom. The other kids hated walking by. Ivy grew on the wall, thick fingers reaching out onto the pavement. It was said that if you walked by and even the smallest ivy leaf touched you, you would be entwined, forever bound, sucked into the depths of the garden.

Belle didn’t believe it but she always held her breath as she walked by, sticking to the kerb, as attentive as someone who didn’t like to step on cracks. Belle saw her once. The lady who lived in the house. She was digging holes in the garden. When Belle told Audrey about it she said she must have been burying shrunken heads, her victims. Audrey believed the woman was a witch. Belle thought that maybe she was just planting bulbs. She had seen daffodils there last Easter.

Tomorrow was Hallowe’en. Audrey and her new best friend Paulina were planning to go and knock on the witch’s door. Throw flour in her face. Belle thought it was a stupid idea. Almost as stupid as Audrey’s tendency to rank her friends according to how new or old they were. Belle didn’t think it was right to put people into categories.

The old lady looked harmless. Her mouth was flat, thin, the way people’s mouths are who live alone. As if they never have anyone to laugh with.

The next  day at school Belle had to endure Audrey and Paulina plotting and giggling over what they were going to do to the witch. ‘You two are over the top,’ she said. ‘She’s just an old lady, that’s all.’ When it got dark Belle followed Audrey and Paulina to the house. They had been joined by Bobby and Blake, two of the nastiest boys in school. Belle felt her heart sink as they opened the lady’s gate and crept into the garden. They had an enormous bag of flour which had a tiny hole in the bottom. A trail of white powder followed at their feet. Like gunpowder.

Full of bravado, egged on by the giggling girls, Bobby and Blake marched on to the front porch, rapping at the door. No one answered. They tried again, banging on the windows. Still no answer. ‘Let’s go round the back,’ said Bobby. ‘We can break in, make a real mess.’ ‘You can’t do that,’ Belle’s voice sounded weak, small. ‘She’s just an old lady. She’s all on her own.’ ‘Get lost, loser,’ Bobby said. ‘We don’t need you here telling us what to do.’

He pushed her down the steps so that she fell, gashing her leg on a rose bush. A single speck of blood stood on the tip of a thorn, deep red in the evening light. Belle hobbled home, clutching at her leg. ‘I’m going to call the police, tell them what you’re doing,’ she muttered.

The cut on Belle’s leg was so deep it took her over an hour to stem the bleeding. She was feeling so dizzy and sick by the end of it she couldn’t remember if she had heard Audrey and her idiot friends pass by the house. She had a glass of water and went to bed, hoping they hadn’t done too much damage to the old lady’s garden.

As the sun slipped into her room in the morning there was a banging at her door. It was Audrey. She was covered in dirt and moss, still wearing the clothes from the day before. ‘They’re dead,’ she screamed. ‘They’re all dead.’ ‘What are you talking about?’ Belle asked. ‘Bobby, Blake, Paulina. The garden. The trees. They’re in the trees. They’re in the trees.’

Audrey was hysterical. She wasn’t making sense. Belle pulled on her clothes and ran along the street, the pain in her leg acute. The old lady’s gate was wide open. All the shades were drawn. The line of white flour was still there leading round to the back of the house. Belle walked round, expecting to see the other kids. There was nothing there but trees, thickly grouped as a forest. ‘There’s no one here,’ she said.

And then she saw the shoes. One pair after another at the base of a tree as if dropped from above. Three pairs in all. Belle ran to the trees, calling out, searching through the branches. The canopy was lush, deep green but she would have been able to see them nonetheless.

And then she heard it. The groaning. Soft as a whisper. Coming from the trees. And then she saw it. Saw them. Their faces. Embedded in the trunk, their entire bodies. They were facing outwards but already the bark had almost completely covered them.

‘Help us,’ they whispered. Belle ran round to the front door, her leg throbbing. She battered on the door. ‘Help me,’ she cried. ‘Set them free.’ She banged and banged, pushing on the door with her hip.  It gave way and she fell inside.

The house was completely empty. No furniture. Not even a stove in what must have been the kitchen. Cobwebs hung from every corner. Grey balls of dust lined up along the skirting boards. Belle felt panic rise into her throat. Fear. She ran out into the garden, to the copse of trees. The groaning had stopped. The faces had disappeared. The trees had swallowed Bobby, Blake and Paulina whole. Only their shoes remained.

HAPPY HALLOWE’EN.

Image Shadow Steps by Kampasi at Deviant Art.

Obama Big In Oz

A recent news story revealed that Barack Obama is the preferred candidate for up to two thirds of Australians. A survey revealed that if they were able to 76% of Aussies would vote for Obama as compared to only 13% who would vote for John McCain.

I was pleasantly surprised to hear this.

However, if Barack Obama wants to keep his favourable Aussie approval rating he really needs to brush up on his Strine (Aussie slang).

I thought I would volunteer my services to educate him on the finer points of the Australian vernacular.

The first phrase he really needs to learn which will endear him even further to his Aussie fans is NO WORRIES.

No Worries is an expression of cheerful reassurance. It means Don’t Worry. The impact of this phrase is compounded when coupled with You’ll be right, mate! (everything will be OK, my friend). I actually think the words will slip quite easily off Senator Obama’s tongue, particularly when Bruce the Brickie asks him how the Wall Street Bailout will benefit Aussie shareholders -

Then there is FAIR DINKUM which is used to emphasize that the point you have made is genuine, honest, true or truthful. Many people use the more modern abbreviated term: FAIR DINKS!

Finally, there is CHOICE. This is used to outline how fantastic, welcome or worthy something is. Many people say it after their first sip of beer on a hot summer’s day or if they’ve had a really good weekend. The correct pronunciation is to elongate the O and the I into a Y so it sounds like CHOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYCE!!! This is usually accompanied by a nod of the head. I think Senator Obama could pull it off quite well.

In all seriousness though, I wish Senator Obama all the best in the election on Tuesday. I will never forget when he said this. It inspires me every single day -

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.

I hope that change comes…..

Water Wheel

This week on Search Engine Stories the prompt is  WHAT IS THE WORLD SEEKING?

Here is my story - 

Mary saw the wheel in the water, moving in an arc so it looked liked someone was steering it from below. The spokes were green with algae, lush as a rainforest. The mosquitoes were out already, pricking at her skin. She slapped at one and a smear of blood spread across her arm. She wondered if it was her blood and was slightly repulsed that it might be someone else’s.

She and Brendan had been fighting again. The same old stuff. His habit of insisting she had said something she knew she hadn’t, knew she would never say to anyone, was beginning to grate. Her resentment was like internal bleeding, buried deep, not visible, but still, in fact, a wound. She did not like it when people who professed to love her, misinterpreted her character.

If Mary and Brendan were anything to go by, the world would always be at war. It was pettiness that stemmed the flow of the peace movement, an inability to let go of past slighted feelings, not a thirst for battle.

Mary’s hands were shaking; really badly now. It might be nerves, anxiety or the sadness Mary felt for her future lodging itself in her central nervous system, blocking her synapses. She flexed her fingers over and over again, hoping to stimulate blood flow. Her hands were cold, always cold. People in the shop jumped backwards when she gave them their change as if she had sent ten thousand volts through them. You should see someone about that, said one customer. Cold hands, warm heart, said another. Not in my case, Mary thought, my heart is wedged sideways in permafrost.

A Japanese tourist startled her with a flashbulb, photographing the wheel in the water as if it was a piece of art or an ancient relic. He bowed to Mary, gesturing to the wheel with a delighted smile on his face. Mary couldn’t help but giggle at his enthusiasm for what was really a piece of garbage. It got her thinking that maybe the wheel was imbued with more power than she had given it credit for.

She decided to play a game, to pretend the wheel had been sent to the surface by the creatures of the water. It was the wheel of fortune, telling her future, steering her in the right direction.

The wind stirred in the fig trees. The wheel swayed in the tide. There was a thicker globule of algae at the top. It was Mary’s marker.  She picked up a stick, spun the wheel. To the trees, I stay. To the water I go, she said.

She spun the wheel. It agitated the surface of the water, sending out ripples like radar, bobbing and dipping. Mary knew she was throwing herself on its mercy, but she didn’t care. It was her moment of truth. Her moment of proof.

The wheel stopped, pointing to the water. Mary nodded as if she had known all along where it would end up. She bowed at the water, the way the Japanese man had done, then began to walk away, far from where the place she had called home was.

She thought she should be crying. She thought there should be a lump in her throat, but she felt like a child going out to play.

As she turned the corner she passed the old church with the wrought iron gates. Every week they posted inspirational slogans on a huge billboard. Sometimes they were funny, sometimes sad; often the slogans were questions. Mary decided the questions were meant to be rhetorical for she could never find the answers, but today, for the first time, she actually knew the answer.

What is the world seeking?

the billboard read.

Mary sighed. She felt she was entering a new age. She held out her hands, they were no longer shaking.

What is the world seeking?

She read the question aloud.

That’s easy, she said.

The right path.

Mary walked up the hill, marvelling at how rich the air was, feeling like she could be borne away forever by the clear blue sky.